Mystery Science Theater 3000. America's only show that makes fun of really bad B movies from the comfort of a spaceship floating above Earth. Joel Hodgson, along with his mechanical companions, wisecracking Crow T Robot and well-read chick magnet Tom Servo, make suffering through Hollywood's worst films a breeze. Adding their own dialogue, barrage of witty remarks, and an occasional colorful skit, the next hour and a half will fly by like it were only 90 minutes. There's no ushers with flashlights, crying babies, or women with big hair to spoil the fun!

Joel, Crow and Tom Servo are at it again when a bloated Joe Don Baker buoys across their screen at Mitchell, a flabby, alcoholic detective who somehow lands foxy hooker Linda Evans. When ex-martial arts guru John Saxon asks our hero "How do you like your Scotch?", Crow blurts out, "By the Quart". In this episode we bid a fond farewell to Joel as he jettisons himself homeward bound, leaving his ship and friends in the capable hands of new host Mike Nelson.